07.21Apple Jack Night
I was watching Good Eats with Jess and Julian when Alton decided to introduce us to Apple Jack, an apple brandy that is the oldest American liquor. The easy joke being: “America’s oldest and therefore best liquor,” and that joke was made.
Through escalation, it was decided that I would drink only Apple Jack and turn into some sort of serial killer (decided as in talked about; I’m not going to be killing people). That joke was funny enough for Phil to track down some Apple Jack, which I was ordered to finish.
And I did.







