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  • While Flipping Mindlessly Through Old Facebook Albums, Dave Realizes How Much The X-Files Is Embedded In His Subconcious

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    The US cover is from 1997, the picture of Jess and I: 2006.

    Is this why Jess and I are doomed to circle each other without actually fornicating? Am I Scully? Is she Mulder?

    I am way hotter than she is.

    RIP Scully

    Recently, my mother has been really blunt about giving me sad/bad/not-so-good news.

    For those of you that know the Harts’ dogs Scully and Ranger, our family dog Bob, and that my parents have been living without a microwave for months, this e-mail I received this morning will sum up my mother’s brief internet style:

    Hi boys. Yesterday, a coyote took Scully. Susan and I were able to find
    her and it seems that her neck was broken and it happened quick. Ranger had
    a bite mark but is on pain killers and antibiotics and should be fine. So
    Sad.

    But, good news. Shots seem to be working with Bob. His internal tests show
    that he is almost normal. Though he is loosing his coat (white hair
    everywhere), we hope that it is worth it to feel better. he did beat up on
    Dexter a bit yesterday. Wasn’t here and not sure what instigated it.

    Got new micro and convection oven. It is pretty and I’m excited to use it.
    Much love from here. Mom

    Sorry, Ty and Chris. Scully was a good girl.