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  • Dark Knight Beats Pineapple Express

    The Dark Knight somehow managed to have a bigger weekend than Pineapple Express, which lead me to wake up this Sunday and photoshop this weirdness:

    It was around the time I was “lighting” the joint with various smudged oranges and yellows that the ridiculousness of my job hit me.

    What The World Should Look Like

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    They’ve switched up some things on my pro blog so I won’t be working any harder, but I will be on the internet more consistently during work hours (there goes the afternoon nap).

    I got a Red Bull today at about 5PM which may prove to be a bad decision.

    Regardless, it got me working on the Serious Bob website, which I’m now transferring from the old site to the computer. Who knows how much will stay from the old design.

    But I did find time to play in photoshop with this picture of a log with a vine twisted around it.

    I took it last weekend when I went upstate to Garrison, New York with Alix and Lindsey (if you didn’t know that, you’re one of the many people not watching the Facebook video blogs).

    It turns out that the environmental protection NGO that Emily works for tries to save land up near Garrison.

    Good job saving the stump, Em.

    I didn’t do a great deal of work to it, mostly color and texture, but I do think I’m getting better at photoshop. Or quicker. Or maybe quicker is better.

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    You Suck At Photoshop Tutorial: Distort, Warp and Layer Effects

    Poor Danny really wants to teach you photoshop, but his impending divorce is really tainting the whole internet tutorial process…