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  • Dave and Jess Imagine Julian’s Date On Friday Night As If It Were A Musical

    Julian went on - not one, but two - dates on Friday. Jess and I wrote a song about it, because Jess is in visiting from Boston.

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    While Flipping Mindlessly Through Old Facebook Albums, Dave Realizes How Much The X-Files Is Embedded In His Subconcious

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    The US cover is from 1997, the picture of Jess and I: 2006.

    Is this why Jess and I are doomed to circle each other without actually fornicating? Am I Scully? Is she Mulder?

    I am way hotter than she is.

    “I Know, Just Keep On”

    Oh man, has the blog been under fire in my personal life.

    This thing is still pretty damn public and inbetween the brief periods of discomfort with readers and friends, going out to “events” where I get free booze and see D-List celebrities and trying to get this LLC off the ground, I’m constantly being reminded that I am now playing in a sphere that I do not understand.

    I mean, I never do illegal things on the internet on purpose (besides stealing images occasionally, but not for the pro blog), so I’m just…um…keeping on keeping on.

    Which includes getting better at Reason and writing songs on the weekends.

    A week ago, while Jess was here, her, Lindsey and I did a song about a unicorn that is currently in a flash player on the main blog page.

    You’re probably there right now, so you can just click the banner to start the song.

    This weekend, it was this rough draft monstrosity. I showed the instrumental to Steve Prill yesterday and he asked if I was going to post it on the blog. I said I didn’t think so, but look at me making a liar out of myself.

    The vocals are rough, in case you can’t tell.

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    Both of these tracks will eventually be available in their final versions on Listen Or Don’t, with a suggested donation for Apple Lossless Audio files.

    You know, so you can hear my off-key crooning as if I was crooning next to you.