FunnyOrDie has this video about the St. Louis-based Moustache Institute lobbying political candidates to grow some facial hair.

This got me thinking about issues that I would bring up to the Moustache Institute, if it really existed.

My first motion would be a request for Johnny Depp to change his facial hair.

My current facial hair is the only facial hair I can grow, so I want it all to myself or at least be the most recognized non-fictional character with this goat.

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I vaguely remember Rachel taking this a week ago.
Regardless of what it says, this is also the most current picture of my sleaze-face facial hair.
It’s grown quite attached to me, and me to it.

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