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Archive for January, 2010

A Summary of Recent Trips

The Blog: January 4th, 2010

There was the one where we went skeet shooting in New Jersey. I held my own at the trickier stations and, like the ’07 trip, didn’t shoot anyone. At night, in the clubhouse, a guy named Guy taught us how to make a proper pink gin and told us about his emotionally unavailable father. We […]

Empty That Big Cup You Got There

The Blog: January 7th, 2010

I work on the Internet so I come across a lot of bad vibes and angry folk. People (we call them users) love to get mad about what other people write online. They call each other cocks and cunts and asses, and probably some other words I haven’t even seen yet. Want to be sad? […]

You’re a Pal and a Confidant

The Blog: January 8th, 2010

Thanks, gentle Cody.

You’ve Earned a Belon

The Blog: January 9th, 2010

I don’t know you or your eating habits but I can confidently say that if you have a Belon oyster at Shaffer City Oyster Bar and Grill it will be the best oyster you ever eat. Each Belon costs $5, which could also buy a foot of turkey sub at Subway. But a turkey sub […]

The People Waiting in Line for Wholesale Lox at 12:30 p.m. on a Friday Are My Kind of People

The Blog: January 15th, 2010