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Your Montrose Ave. Cricket Update

December 11th, 2009

Grim throws a dart

Ryan Max has defeated Ryan Grim and John McShane in the last three Cricket matches to take place in the parlor on Montrose Ave. in Brooklyn. The first two games were played the night of Wednesday, Dec. 9; the third was last night, Dec. 10. Grim was runner-up both times, holding out against McShane, who tends to open the belly button in the home stretch but fails to significantly tickle it.

In last night’s match, Max quickly opened both 18 and 20. While Grim dismissed 20 in short order, both he and McShane were too occupied with their own offensive initiatives to pursue 18, allowing Max to score on it 11 times. This more or less sealed his victory. Grim did some damage on 17 and, as is often the case, also opened 15 and landed a few, but not enough to challenge Max’s healthy lead. McShane danced with Lady 16 but she was retired before he could make a lasting impression.

It should be noted that the first match on Dec. 9 was briefly delayed due to Max’s odorous feet. A window was cracked and the piece of wood that’s burned in the bathroom to mask the smell of a B.M. was brought into the parlor and lit.

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