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you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon

December 10th, 2009

That’s just one of the many flirty texts professional golfer Tiger Woods sent to his ALLEGED mistress, Jamiee Grubbs. He was responding to this rambler:

I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

The full transcript of eight text messages can be seen at the NY Post’s site.

In one especially bold move, Mr. Woods suggests that Grubbs should take a picture of her genitals and send it to him:

Tiger: send me something very naughty

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

What, Grubbs. You don’t have bathrooms at work? The man’s won 14 majors, for crying out loud. SEXT HIM WHEN HE WANTS TO BE SEXTED.

What I am doing? Why am I even writing about this? DUMB. Writing about this boosheet is a wake-up call. I gotta get something going. Finger painting with criminals? Teaching criminals how to read? Darts lessons? Small-town newspaper?  Orgy club in early-1960s suburban LA? (Somebody’s been reading Gay Talese!)

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