Nobody Wanted to Touch the Gravy
The Blog: July 15th, 2009Kid: “Dad, why are we poor?”
Dad: “Because back in 2008, assets were like gravy. But nobody wanted to touch the gravy.”
Kid: “Do we by chance have any gravy in the house?”
Dad: “‘fraid not. Gravy costs gravy, er, money, and we don’t have any money.”
Kid: “I’m so hungry. Where’s Mom?”
Dad: “I don’t know. Gone, maybe.”
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