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April 22nd, 2009

Episode 813: Unicycle Sex

One thing you never want to see on a bed: tire marks.

Another thing: money covered in blood.

When you get a chance, ask David to tell you his sex story that involves both tire marks and bloody money. It’s a knee-slapper, and so gross! If you’ve got a weak stomach, you may want him to stopĀ  before the part about those Minnesotan twins’ sicknesses. (That’s where blood came from.) The money was for the magic tricks. As for the tire marks, that’s to be expected with David. Along with tiny knives, a blindfold and rubbing alcohol, he keeps a well-greased unicycle wheel in his bedside sex kit. Most artists do.

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