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Rotten Tomatoes Spit Take Roundup Only 60% Fresh

April 17th, 2009

Renowned Internet dingus John Lichman claims he moved to LA to work for Current TV’s website. But rumor has it, he’s really out there to pursue his dream of becoming a blood-porn baron and the whole Current thing is a cover. This afternoon, in a feeble attempt to quell my suspicions, he sent me a link to a Rotten Tomatoes-branded Current video about spit takes in movies, writing: “Slap this shit up on your computer book.” Aha! No way could a man who calls blogs “computer books” land an Internet job. So, yeah. Congrats on the “Current TV job,” John, and good luck with the blood-porn. Ahem, website.

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