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January 17th, 2009

Episode 706: I Was Told This Was a Porn

READ ON FOR INSIGHTFUL OPINION AND COMMENTARY!

Although we watch much less porn now that we’re real adults—Dave used to review porn for a living; it wasn’t much of a living—we try to stay abreast of industry news. That said, we’d like to use this space to publicly come out in fierce opposition to the un-American prosecution of Max Hardcore (birth name: Paul F. Little).

Max Hardcore produces and stars in gross pornographic films. Some of his films feature (consenting adults playing) naked tween girls who are harassed/molested/rudely raped by an old man (played by Max Hardcore). Call it pedophiliac fantasy porn. A great deal of his work (which fits nicely into the “disgrace porn” subgenre) involves vomit: women are gagged and forced to vomit on other women, or themselves. Perhaps some of his films feature 13-year-old characters vomiting on their adult rapists. Or maybe the pedophile throws up on the camera. Puppets? The sky’s the limit, really.

Indeed, they’re gross. Not your traditional muff movies. Not your grandpa’s bosomy-redhead-on-wing-of-bomber porn. No way, no how. These films could make you want to never watch a motion picture ever again. All the vomiting may even induce vomiting.

Max Hardcore may be a sad, sick man with a lame trademark (he’s never not wearing a cowboy hat), but we will forever defend his right to make sad, sick movies. Unnnnnngh.

Now read some better commentary on the subject.

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