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December 31st, 2008

Episode 701: The Baby Koala Has to Leave

You may be wondering, who’s this baby koala and why is he living with our heroes? Well, Christmas happened and we didn’t want to taint the holiest of holy days by logging onto the world wide web and using our precious present-opening fingers to type assorted yuck-yucks and filthies on the Internet robot, so a few (maybe just two?) strips were missed. The good news is, nobody cares. Onward and upward! (Also, each orphaned strip will eventually be included in the master strip list. Hoorah!)

One tip for all you crazy tomcats: When you’re out driving drunk tonight, begging chippies you see on the sidewalk for a wink and a squeeze, please remember what our Uncle Ken used to say each New Year’s Eve: “You can tell how old a tree is by cutting it down and counting the rings in its trunk.” The more you think about it, the more you’ll side with the family members who dragged Ken against his will to the loony bin. But the older we get, the more sense it makes: Sometimes you just got to kill something in order to truly appreciate it. Now, we’re not saying that you have to murder those chippies. Just have some extra fun out there for us old-timers.

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