December 10th, 2008
Episode 613: Knit You a Sweater
Has anyone else been reading about this Blago Governor guy from Chicago? I mean, jeez oh Pete, he’s in a deep pile of shit, I tell you what. I’ve been in trouble before—oh, most certainly—but this guy is in real deep. Six feet deep. Six feet, one inch deep. The shit’s up to his face, in his mouth and ears and shit. He’s gonna smell like shit for the rest of his life. After he comes outta that pile of shit, his kids are gonna say, “Where’s Dad? And who is this guy covered in shit who’s been fucking Mom?” This Christmas, everyone’s gonna give him a shit scraper and a scented candle to get rid of the physical shit and shitty smell that’s consumed him. People will start calling him Shitojevich, he’s so deep in it.
December 13th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
hey, here’s an idea… why don’t you write some new comics instead of reposting old ones?
December 13th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
yeah, yeah … we’re gonna post new ones once we finish re-running the old ones. that way, they’re all in order and what not. idea: you could cryogenically freeze yourself and set the egg timer to a few months from now so you won’t have to suffer any longer.