Evan may be the best ‘totum character. Pros: his Kermit shirt, his bulge, his mouth, his eyes, the fact he has Down syndrome, his knees. Cons: we can’t think of any.

If only we’d done more with the bulge. Perhaps a bigger bulge would’ve been better. Or a strip all about his bulge. It’d be great if Evan didn’t know he had a penis. Like, he thought he only had a bulge. We reveal that he never takes off his jean shorts. (Jean shorts: another pro.)

So welcome Evan like he’s an estranged, retarded cousin. And enjoy season six. You may not be as disappointed with it as you thought at one point you’d be slightly prone to be. (Evan wrote that line.)

Tags: bulge, bus station, Evan, looking back, road

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