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September 24th, 2008

Episode 508: Mangoes

A strip never went up on Saturday and I’m not sure if this strip was supposed to go up today or over the weekend but given the country’s dire financial situation it seems a tad petty to drench our sweatbands over whether or not a strip about mangoes is taking the spot of one about, oh, I don’t know, Viking whores playing Scrabble while a dolphin masturbates to Carson Daly reading The Canterbury Tales, unless of course a diversion such as that is just the shot in the arm this foot-draggin’, battle-weary nation needs in order to put two more Walgreenses on every street corner and a nipple between every baby’s chapped lips, which, if memory serves me, were the two principles President Carter stressed in his inaugural address as being the most American, the most fundamental to our goal of making the ghosts of James Monroe and Georgey Washington feel less regretful about founding and nurturing this mess.

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