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Archive for September, 2008

Fear the Sudden Stoppage: Phrases That Halt Sexual Activity

The Blog: September 2nd, 2008

[In which Dave Gonzales, blogger and dating enthusiast discusses when anal sex is appropriate and what exactly a Sudden Stoppage phrase is.]

If there is one thing my adult mind fears more than anything else, it’s the sudden stoppage of sexual activity that I thought was going really well. I’m tempted to say that it has […]

Episode 502: A Tang Phase

September 3rd, 2008

Piper? More Like Licker

The Blog: September 4th, 2008


Other than moose crossing signs and pictures of Mt. St. Helens exploding bald eagles gorging on wild salmon, few things ever strike me as being particularly Alaskan. But when Piper, one of Governor Palin’s non-prego, non-Downy kids, licked her palm and patted down lil’ baby Trig’s hair at the RNC, I was like, “That is […]

Even More Palin FAQs

The Blog: September 5th, 2008

The news-you-didn’t-think-you-could-use-but-actually-can-in-order-to-come-off-as-contrarian experts at Slate put together a nifty set of Governor Palin FAQs, but reading it only left me thirstier for more Palin facts, so I called Sean Parnell, the Lieutenant Governor of Alaska. He was easy to get on the horn and had time to chat, because, as he put it, “Lieutenant Governors […]

Episode 503: The Goat

September 6th, 2008