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August 13th, 2008

Episode 414: The Lovitz Strip

Mr. Lovitz is a true professional. He showed up on time to the photo shoot and was totally cool with the nude scene. He didn’t even complain when the photographer’s assistant spilled her iced mocha on his shoes. “All part of the gig,” he said. Though he begged to be a reoccurring character, we declined, saying that we decided to take the strip in a different direction. The real reason? We couldn’t afford his rider, which includes a dark chocolate fondue fountain, 20 cans of National Bohemian beer, exactly 17 mango slices, a live llama and all the tools one would need to slaughter and roast a llama.

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