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July 9th, 2008

Episode 405: Everybody’s Rappin’ Now-a-days

After receiving two hundred or so emailed requests to share the rest of the lyrics of the song in this strip, we’ve decided to give the people what they want. Those without flow can stop reading now.

Yo, ladies betta watch out

cuz I’m like a panth-a on the prowl

and looking for a signed copy

of Allen Ginsberg’s over-appreciated “Howl.”

Should I go to Strand

or that other place on University,

the name of which has

thoroughly escaped me.

Or perhaps that store

in the Bedford mini mall.

They’ve got some legit shit

like Acorna the Unicorn Girl by Margaret Ball.

Or maybe I should call

the Ginsberg estate

and ask that dude’s kin about

procuring a signed copy or eight

cuz eight’s better than one,

if you get my meaning.

I could keep one for myself

and sell the other seven on eBay

or Half.com, which could be owned by eBay.

I’ll have to check on that

when I have more time today.

Ladies,

I’ll meet you outside the door of my cottage in the Western night.

Dress correct.

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