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Archive for June, 2008

Episode 311: Linear A

June 11th, 2008

It’s So Hot Out

The Blog: June 11th, 2008

It’s so hot out, I could dump a million ice cubes down my shirt and still go to bed begging for more.

It’s so hot out, I would impregnate and marry Ms. Peggy Richard (assuming her dad is retail magnate P.C. Richard) just to get 10 or more free air conditioners.

It’s so hot out, I could […]

The Bump and the Gravy, Part 1

The Blog: June 13th, 2008

As anyone who’s seen my right thigh lately already knows, I’ve had an unsightly bump there for quite some time. I assumed it was either a cyst or a tumor. The center of the bump is a hard purplish nub. It’s surrounded by greenish and purplish skin, like a bruise. It started out small, […]

Episode 312: 1969

June 15th, 2008

Oedibble Complex

The Blog: June 15th, 2008

I am one of the few Facebook users I know that doesn’t have the Scrabulous app installed on my profile.

I have started to realize this makes me an outcast, sort of like a Muslim at a Kibbutz: the other socialists aren’t going to complain, but my constant washing and praying towards Mecca is starting to […]