It’s So Hot Out

It’s so hot out, I could dump a million ice cubes down my shirt and still go to bed begging for more.

It’s so hot out, I would impregnate and marry Ms. Peggy Richard (assuming her dad is retail magnate P.C. Richard) just to get 10 or more free air conditioners.

It’s so hot out, I could [...]

The Bump and the Gravy, Part 1

As anyone who’s seen my right thigh lately already knows, I’ve had an unsightly bump there for quite some time. I assumed it was either a cyst or a tumor. The center of the bump is a hard purplish nub. It’s surrounded by greenish and purplish skin, like a bruise. It started out small, [...]

Oedibble Complex

I am one of the few Facebook users I know that doesn’t have the Scrabulous app installed on my profile.

I have started to realize this makes me an outcast, sort of like a Muslim at a Kibbutz: the other socialists aren’t going to complain, but my constant washing and praying towards Mecca is starting to [...]