May 17, 2008: Funnyman Steve Carell’s gonna tell some yuck-yucks and perform gut-busting gags. Soulful R&B superflyer Usher will be grinding up on all the cougars and cougar pups, tall and short, even the ones that didn’t ask for it.

May 10, 2008: We got Shia Labeouf in the house and he’s gonna do whatver it is he does while My Morning Jacket yodels into a molasses factory.

April 12, 2008: Woop Woop! Ashton Kutcher’s gonna take his shirt off while boogie boarding.

April 5, 2008: Sir Christopher Walken will be hosting; the band formerly known as Panic! at the Disco is the musical guest. We hope you enjoy it.

Tags: !, molasses, no !, Panic, Snl, walken

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