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Archive for June 9th, 2008

“His Karma Is Huge” Is Giving Me an Aneurysm

The Blog: June 9th, 2008

The tagline for Mike Myers’ The Love Guru is so inane I want to track down whatever studio stooge coughed it out during a brainstorming session and kick him/her in the mouth. A parallel is being drawn between the Love Guru’s karma and how we describe the size of someone’s genitals. We’re told his is […]

Can I Interest You in a Spinner?

The Blog: June 9th, 2008

Not that kind of spinner, you sick little puppy. A spinning ring. For your finger. Intrigued yet?

Well, the whole ring doesn’t spin, just the wavy part that’s laid over the inner band. Being stainless steel, this beaut from Just Men’s Rings will shine until the cows come home, or enough to beat the band, or […]