A Ring for Today’s Accident-Prone Male
May 28th, 2008
So, it’s your night for dishes. You’re up to your elbows in soapy warm water. You’re working the Brillo pad against the filthy pan almost as hard as the disposer is grinding up whatever the wifey cooked. Then—oh %$*@! &%$%! %$*@!—you realize that your left ring finger is bare. You switch off the InSinkErator and fish out your gold band, but it’s too late. It’s been irreversibly sliced and bruised, and you haven’t even paid it off yet.
If you’re prone to destroying beloved possessions, you should seriously consider buying this tungsten ring. Dense and durable, it’s a great choice for guys who work with their hands (or white collar dudes who spend weekends tinkering in the garage). Whereas gold and silver have glitz and tradition, tungsten has solidity and resilience.
This particular workhorse features contrasting finishes: high polish on the edges and a brushed mid section. And right now it’s going for only a Benjamin, so if you’re a stevedore, plumber, street hockey player or coal miner, whip out that credit card and click here. Who knows? This neutron star of men’s jewelry may just last longer than your marriage.
