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May 14th, 2008

Episode 303: Ich Dine Factötum

Germans are great at being brilliant and ridiculous at the same time. We know very little about them, but they seem to enjoy the combination of frictionless sex and frictionless mechanized parts. They also enjoy portals. To a German, the perfect date would be a romp inside a brand new turbine factory with well-oiled pistons and rustless steel beams. “Why spend time drawing a condom when a square would do just as well?” is what a German would ask us. Efficiency!

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