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If I Were Orlando Brown, I’d Run Away From It All Too

April 24th, 2008

Raven

If you haven’t heard, Orlando Brown, who I assume plays Raven’s on again, off again fingerblast buddy, has been missing since Tuesday morning. Chances are he’s been kidnapped for ransom—20K seems fair—but I like to think he hit the open road with plans to change his name and start over. Just get off the grid, Orlando. Move to Lake Tahoe and make furniture out of abandoned rowboats. Or live in a cave in Nova Scotia until you run out of canned ham. Fuck Raven-Symoné Christina Pearman. Fuck her and her mouth.

Ryan Grim

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