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Dave’s Specific Hippie Girlfriend

The Blog: April 4th, 2008

In which former porn reviewer and Say Anything fan Dave Gonzales posts Craigslist personal ads for a very specific girlfriend.

WANTED: Hippie Girlfriend

I am, by far, not a hippie.

I was born in the 80s, was raised middle class white in the 90s and went to art college in the 00s. Though I foolishly toyed with socialism, [...]

Sint Maarten/Saint Martin Facts

The Blog: April 4th, 2008

In the interest of piggy-backing off my article “Automobile Facts,” I’ve written up some (true!) Sint Maarten/Saint Martin facts.

Fact 1. Some residents of the small tropical island speak Papiamento, an amalgamation of Dutch, Portuguese and Spanish that sounds exactly like what you’d hope a tropical island’s language would sound like. The ATMs there ask if [...]