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March 8th, 2008

Episode 113: The Baby, Part One

Found objects hold a certain kind of magic, the feeling that what you have stumbled across was once loved, then discarded, by someone you will probably never know. Once Dave found a table on the street on the very same day that he had been discussing his need for a table. He brought it into his home, tightened some screws, straightened some legs and began to love someone’s trash as his own. It was magical.

Months later, Dave’s apartment was ground zero for a infestation of bed bugs worthy of the old testament. After multiple treatments, the bed bug guys finally sat Dave down, telling him the bugs had been dormant in his found table, silently waiting to spread their hell. This is why Dave sleeps in an inflatable bed to this day. It wasn’t so magical.

Dave wishes he had found a baby instead of a table.

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  1. Episode 113: The Baby, Part One | Pest Identification Says:

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