March 5th, 2008
Episode 112: The Planets Aligned…
This is another strip that was plucked from this fool’s ballet we call life. Ryan can’t tie a tie. If he has his way, he’ll never be in a position where he’ll have to wear one on a daily basis. And when he does have to (funerals, brises, etc.), he plans on always having someone present that will be able to assist him, be it a wife or a hired hand. (Note to ladies: if you’d like to be considered a prospective mate, learn to tie a tie. And make borscht. And don’t talk during Simon & Simon, for chrissakes.)